Sky Rockets in Flight
Oy. What a weekend.
I attended my first stagette party on Saturday night. What a hoot! The bride-to-be is Jen Albrecht and the theme was 80's bridemaid gowns. The ladies had wonderful costumes and the party was planned fabulously by Jen's sister Lisa. The party was held at the Kirkwood Residence where it started off with a Fantasia Party, where a girl from Afternoon Delight comes with all these sex toys and products and describes and sells them. It was quite entertaining as everyone got more drunk and the stories and questions started coming out. Lisa had also been trying to get either her husband Kent, Breck or Paul to strip for Jen and with the sound of a motorcycle in the driveway and a guy coming to the door, Lisa ("YAY the stripper's here!") got excited thinking Breck had given in and come to dance around in his chaps. Haha...it was Breck's dad. If only he agreed. Damn.
The remainder of the evening involved games with hotdogs and mousetraps, pickles and a penis pinata, cherry-poppin', VERY potent jello shooters from a fishbowl and a large mess. I ended up taking a 1/2 hour mid-drunk nap before heading to the bars and continue drinking. I had my own little pub crawl which included some reggae dancing at Jake's, some cowboy grinding at the Big Gay Dance @ The Delta, and reuniting with the Stagette in a feather boa at Peake's. And the final memory, watching Lisa, at who-knows-what-hour, barely coherent, trying to set up a tent in the front yard.
So it was a great first experience at a REAL Stagette party (because I definitly have NOT been on a FAKE Stagette before where we pretend to know someone getting married and make men donate money to a fake bride so that we can buy pizza at the end of the night...I would never participate in anything like that) and I can't wait till the rest of you bitches get engaged so these kind of parties will happen again.
I attended my first stagette party on Saturday night. What a hoot! The bride-to-be is Jen Albrecht and the theme was 80's bridemaid gowns. The ladies had wonderful costumes and the party was planned fabulously by Jen's sister Lisa. The party was held at the Kirkwood Residence where it started off with a Fantasia Party, where a girl from Afternoon Delight comes with all these sex toys and products and describes and sells them. It was quite entertaining as everyone got more drunk and the stories and questions started coming out. Lisa had also been trying to get either her husband Kent, Breck or Paul to strip for Jen and with the sound of a motorcycle in the driveway and a guy coming to the door, Lisa ("YAY the stripper's here!") got excited thinking Breck had given in and come to dance around in his chaps. Haha...it was Breck's dad. If only he agreed. Damn.
The remainder of the evening involved games with hotdogs and mousetraps, pickles and a penis pinata, cherry-poppin', VERY potent jello shooters from a fishbowl and a large mess. I ended up taking a 1/2 hour mid-drunk nap before heading to the bars and continue drinking. I had my own little pub crawl which included some reggae dancing at Jake's, some cowboy grinding at the Big Gay Dance @ The Delta, and reuniting with the Stagette in a feather boa at Peake's. And the final memory, watching Lisa, at who-knows-what-hour, barely coherent, trying to set up a tent in the front yard.
So it was a great first experience at a REAL Stagette party (because I definitly have NOT been on a FAKE Stagette before where we pretend to know someone getting married and make men donate money to a fake bride so that we can buy pizza at the end of the night...I would never participate in anything like that) and I can't wait till the rest of you bitches get engaged so these kind of parties will happen again.
posted by Ash D at 2:13 p.m.
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What? No mention of your DEBUT on Friday night?
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